And I'm AshLynn.
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
I don’t know if I should cry or cry
have you tried crying
Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”
And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.
mmm fuck me popeye