And I'm AshLynn.

italian-luxury:

Portofino, Italy
Credit: James Maher via (500px)

italian-luxury:

Portofino, Italy

Credit: James Maher via (500px)

(via cinderellas-stilettos)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via pizza)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via ugly)

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

(via ruinedchildhood)

dream-villain:

Ferrari F12 Berlinetta

(via sunk3nsh1ps)

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this
notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

(via lulz-time)

ezzyandme:

This is the ceiling of one of my classes in tours, France today.

(via lohanthony)

miketooch:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”
And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”

miketooch:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”

And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”

(via improbablenormality)

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via improbablenormality)

googlebus:

ifuckinghatebingsocial:

cooldudebro:

do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved. 

Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.

mmm fuck me popeye 

(via pizza)

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via ugly)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

me

(via pizza)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(via momobutt)

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