17 4 / 2014

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(via hardcoregrandma)

17 4 / 2014

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via pizza)

17 4 / 2014

vinebox:

even when they life in danger they still wanna yeet

(via ruinedchildhood)

17 4 / 2014

supremeblunt:

supremeblunt:

supremeblunt:

I’m in wifey mode making dinner ayeeeeeeeee

made lamb chops

turns out I hate lamb.

17 4 / 2014

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

(via hardcoregrandma)

17 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: One time this guy came over to my house and we were making out and stuff. And he tried to go down on me and I told him I was on my period and he was like "they don't call me shark for nothing" and I made him leave.

lameborghini:

"they don’t call me shark for nothing" EW i want to die

17 4 / 2014

17 4 / 2014

nonchalant-fork:

Do you think he knows?

nonchalant-fork:

Do you think he knows?

(Source: ishmarics, via hardcoregrandma)

17 4 / 2014

ollielephant:

pizzabukkake:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

the patriarchy extends into fatherhood once again in a display of ownership. sorry, dads, you don’t own your daughters.

^^^^^^^^^please shut up he’s defending someone he loves and the end theme is that the mother will be the one to deal with should their child be hurt by this person

(via moosefix)

17 4 / 2014

baelor:

i saw this

image

so i made this

image

(via pagingdoctorfagg0t)

17 4 / 2014

wavechild:

shopwitme:

the finesse

tall ass tee!!

(via lameborghini)

17 4 / 2014

17 4 / 2014

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

(Source: wesleysnopes, via ruinedchildhood)

17 4 / 2014

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via pagingdoctorfagg0t)

17 4 / 2014

death-by-lulz:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: joedesimone, via pagingdoctorfagg0t)